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What started out a simple TV joke has got bigger, much bigger; and the Jimmy Kimmel issue has now spiraled out of control. It seems that the network’s apology, Kimmel’s apology, attempts to embarrass and harass him and the seemingly endless protests are not enough; this is now an issue only fit for the White House!
Over 100,000 angry citizens have demanded that their petition, demanding Kimmel’s show be axed, be approved by the White House.
Kimmel’s TV skit, which saw a young child suggesting that Chinese people be killed, has sparked the largest Chinese protest in US history, in New York. It saw Chinese Americans take to the streets en masse, holding up signs urging the TV network to “Fire Kimmel” and saying “Killing is not a joke”.
Oh, surprise, surprise. Racist white media portrays non-white American citizens peacefully exercising their Constitutional rights of freedom of speech and freedom of assembly as violent and “out of control”, and at the same time argues that white racists’ free speech is being infringed upon by allowing non-whites to call them out on racism. In other words, “free speech is for white people, you Asians shut up!”
^ the commentary tho
i love the jimmy kimmel show and i hope it doesnt get shut down
im surprised he said kill the chinese but his comedy does get raunchy every once and awhile either way why dont you ban 100 other shows that have made a joke about genecide
People are forgetting that the Jimmy Kimmel show is comedy. It is not meant to be a political newscast or is it in anyway a serious political discourse. He makes fun of people left and right in all of his episodes. The show wants to get a reaction out of the public, and they got it. Though not in the way they intended or wanted, unfortunately.
Why am I dealing with ANYone—but especially a tumblr account designed to introduce non-chinese people to Chinese culture—defending white racists??? This is extremely frustrating!!! What are you doing? This is disgusting! Please do not defend this asshole!!!! Ewwww. Yo, Kai, help me out here. Not my place.
I’m surprised that some people always think Chinese easily got butthurt over some “tiny issues”. We simply don’t share the same value and culture. In our minds something you can joke about and something you can never joke about. Take the Islam Hui people in China as an example. They don’t eat pork. And anything related to “pigs” is a taboo to them. Is this issue tiny enough? I have never even mention those words if a Hui people is around. This is not just a way to avoid unnecessary conflict but it is also a way to show our respect to their culture, religion and value. And in our country, we don’t need a protest for that ‘cause everyone knows what do to. Respecting other different values and cultures, is that hard? We really need protest for everything to grab attention?
But sadly, the Chinese Americans had to and now we still see all these comments here. Thank all you guys for setting an good example of how “efficient” the protest and “free speech” can be to China.
Let’s talk about is this case “tiny”? Yes, it’s comedy show. Comedy is one of the most efficient ways for media to spread its own thoughts and value. Audience would take in all the information by laughing over some topic and without seriously thinking about the case. It’s so much more efficient than letting you sit in the classroom and giving you a boring lecture on politics. Get me? A comedy cartoon shows a asian had a “funny” car accident, the next day the entire world think Asians can’t drive.
I had to sadly unfollow the theworldofchinese tumblr earlier today for exactly this thread. +1 everyone else. Representation is important. How the world sees us is important - and a tiny, “unimportant” comedy show that’s seen around the world is important to that representation. No words are believed more than the words that come out of the mouths of middle class to upper class white men.
Fire his ass yes. White people need to cease and desist and stop trying to hide their racism under the rubric of jokes.